Twinkle
21st January 2009, 12:04 AM
A mans' wife was in the maternity ward ready to give birth to triplets,he kept phoning the ward to ask of her progress and was told 'No, nothing has happened yet!'..So he had another drink in the bar!..Again and again he phoned still no news and more drink he had,until eventually he phoned and he was told 'Yes they are all out and the last one was a duck!'..He fainted!....In his drunken state he had rung the wrong number and got the cricket club!.....