IanC6
13th March 2009, 09:08 AM
A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma who she lived with.
One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma.
The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you queuing up for, dear?"
Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was queuing up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she said as she made her way to the back of the 'queue'.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was astonished. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" he asked
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just take my false teeth out and suck 'em dry!"
One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma.
The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you queuing up for, dear?"
Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was queuing up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she said as she made her way to the back of the 'queue'.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was astonished. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" he asked
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just take my false teeth out and suck 'em dry!"