Snowy
15th January 2009, 08:45 AM
01. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
02. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came
from a hen's butt looked edible?
03. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
04. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
05. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
06.Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
07. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
08. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
09. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?(Hee! hee! Very true only morons believe in morality)
11. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you
there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
02. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came
from a hen's butt looked edible?
03. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
04. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
05. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
06.Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
07. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
08. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
09. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?(Hee! hee! Very true only morons believe in morality)
11. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you
there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?