Snowy
4th February 2009, 02:01 AM
Three nuns are greeted at the Pearly gates by St Peter who says : "All three of you have led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to return to earth as whoever you like."
The first nun chooses Sophia Loren, and in a flash she,s gone.
The second nun chooses Madonna ,another flash,and she has also gone.
The third nun takes an old newspaper cutting from her pocket ,squints at it and says : "I want to be Sarah pipelini."
"Who?" says St Peter.
"Sarah Pipelini," repeats the nun.
Totally baffled ,St Peter takes the cutting from her hand.He reads it and smiles :"Sorry,sister,I think you,ll find it was actually the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1400 men in six months...
The first nun chooses Sophia Loren, and in a flash she,s gone.
The second nun chooses Madonna ,another flash,and she has also gone.
The third nun takes an old newspaper cutting from her pocket ,squints at it and says : "I want to be Sarah pipelini."
"Who?" says St Peter.
"Sarah Pipelini," repeats the nun.
Totally baffled ,St Peter takes the cutting from her hand.He reads it and smiles :"Sorry,sister,I think you,ll find it was actually the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1400 men in six months...